I'm a sucker for war stories in Romance languages




Erin. Known in some circles as Dani. 19. UCLA. I communicate emotions via husky pictures on the Internet. You can find me in the window seat.

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doctor-hu-in-baker-street:

cockdragonthespookywitch:

tunacaptor:

Nice legs daisy dukes

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#NOPE

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

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indicio:

by abbie calvert

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(Source: supruntu)


Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts


sigurrossgeller:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

You could drag this joke out to like ten minutes for maximum effect


ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 


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freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”